“Built for Chaos” – Mosquito Larva Statement Tee

Product Description:

Let’s be honest — no creature captures “born in the dark, built for chaos” better than a mosquito larva.They start life in murky puddles, and before you know it... they’re buzzing in your bedroom at 2AM, plotting mayhem.

This unisex tee is our small tribute to nature’s most annoying little anarchist — a soft, bold shirt for people who embrace the strange, the overlooked, and the slightly unhinged.

Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite agent of chaos or wearing it as a warning, this shirt is here to make a statement (and possibly a few people uncomfortable).

Product Features

• No side seams = no distractions

• Ribbed collar that doesn’t give up, unlike your sleep during mosquito season

• Shoulder tape for strength — like the larva, this thing survives

• 100% ring-spun cotton: soft, breathable, and human-friendly

• Ethically produced, Oeko-Tex certified — zero toxins, just bite

Care Instructions

• Wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron on low if you must

• No bleach. No dry cleaning.

• Avoid standing water... just to be safe 🦟